Mr. Businessman

I had a stuffed animal that mildly resembled a potato the size of a watermelon wearing a stripped red and white necktie. I called him Mr. Businessman. I wasn't like other kids.  All the other boys in kindergarten loved the color blue. My favorite color was/is yellow. In elementary school when boys become obsessed with fast cars like the Porshe 911 or the Labergini Tresterosa.  I decided that when I grew up I would ride in a stretch limo.